A Cat Attack

7/14/25

the king barked to get me on my feet
the royal tail requires the street
we meander a million miles
found a flock of feral felines

hissing spitting dumpster jumping
tried running but they kept coming
Went full gremlin on my calf
we are under a cat – a – ttack

[chorus]
A cat attack, a cat attack
dirty pack of gangster cats
A cat attack, a cat attack
nasty ninjas nimble ballerinas
dirty pack of gangster cats
A cat attack

waving my arms tryin’ to defend
a fur missile launched at my head
stumble around wearing a fur hat
king is scrappin’ with a cat on his back

[chorus]

we are scratched made it home at last
filled the water gun then went back
now when the suckers come closer
douse those jokers with my super-soaker

fur is flying as they scream
scaredy cats running from a stream
no more combat after the bath
me and king have the last laugh

7/12/25 start recording and remove the bridge, it’s not really saying anything and disrupts the flow of the song.

7/11/25

the king barked to get on my feet
the royal tail requires the street
we meander a million miles
found a flock of feral felines

hissing spitting dumpster jumping
we went running they kept coming
Went full gremlin on my calf
we’re under a cat – a – ttack

[chorus]
A cat attack, a cat attack
dirty pack of gangster cats
A cat attack, a cat attack
nasty ninjas nimble ballerinas
claws piercing like machine guns
dirty pack of gangster cats
A cat attack

waving my arms tryin’ to defend
a fur missile launched at my head
stumble around wearing a fur hat
king’s scrappin’ with a cat on his back

[chorus]

[bridge]
tiny claws
fangs so small
pouncing paws
stinky jaws

we’re all scratched made it home at last
filled the water gun then went back
this time when the suckers come closer
douse those jokers with my super-soaker

fur is flying as they scream
scaredy cats running from a stream
no more combat after the bath
me and king have the last laugh

7/11/25

working on last verse… make it 2 verses.

we’re all scratched made it home at last
filled the super soaker then went back
fur went flying as they screamed
scaredy cats running from a stream

wet cats scattered like
loaded the super soaker for the next combat
gymnast, splashed, danced, slapped, chance, amass,
slapped those gymnasts with wet blast
wet scaredy cats scattered like a gymnast
never seen cats move that fast

we’re all scratched but made it home at last
filled the water gun ready for combat
next time the suckers come closer
douse those jokers with my super-soaker

we’re all scratched made it home at last
filled the super soaker ready for combat
we went back where we were harassed
me and king had the last laugh

combat, react, blast, harassed
gonna douse those jokers wit my super-soaker
over and over, closer,
last, fast, cast, attached, impact, packed wrapped, backed, trapped, snapped, crack, implant, smashed, crashed, snatched, SCRATCHED, scrapped, thrashed, latched, bashed, jacked, trashed, has, passed,

7/1/25

the king barked to get on my feet
the royal tail requires the street
we meander a million miles
found a flock of feral felines

hissing spitting dumpster jumping
we went running they kept coming
Went full gremlin on my calf
we’re under a cat – a – ttack

A cat attack, a cat attack
dirty pack of gangster cats
A cat attack, a cat attack
ambushed by flying demons
nasty ninjas nimble ballerinas
claws piercing like machine guns
dirty pack of gangster cats
A cat attack

waving my arms tryin’ to defend
a fur missile launched at my head
stumble around wearing a fur hat
king’s scrappin’ with a cat on his back

tiny claws
fangs so small
pouncing paws
stinky jaws

it’s raining cats smacking and batting
in front and in back
scratched
nasty ninjas nimble ballerinas, deva

last, cast, attached, impact, packed wrapped, backed, trapped, snapped, crack, implant, smashed, crashed, snatched, SCRATCHED, scrapped, thrashed, latched, bashed, jacked, trashed,

brawl, assault, mauled, small, song, dog, jaws, claws, wrong, paws, crawl, lawn, because, belong, called, bawled, m
launched, batting, scattered
fur balls attached to my head
wearing a fur hat
waving their paws stabbing with claws

swatting, ninja, heathens, comes,
paws, claws, dogs, wrongs, lawns
cluster, buster, hunter, once were,
looked, put, foot, push,
something, becoming, on king, hunting, limping, nothing, they came out of the dumpster claws drawn, like an addict guarding their crack, swarming, storming, forming, like a storm is forming, sneak past the cats
cats, advance, tracks, lacks, relax, cracks, traps, attracts, perhaps, snaps, slaps, distracts, fur hats,

6/28/25 – write mostly from the dog’s perspective? 🙂

Wake up early for a kitty kat walk
not the cat I’m walking the dog needs to be more clear, and interesting

king of the house said get on your feet
the king ordered get on your feet
the king barked get on your feet
I gotta go and it’s time to eat
the royal tail requires the street
we meander a million miles
found a flock of feral felines

hissing spitting dumpster jumping
we went running they kept coming
Went full gremlin on my calf
we’re under a cat – a – ttack

A cat attack
A cat attack
dirty pack of gangster cats
A cat attack
A cat attack
ambushed by flying demons
claws piercing like machine guns
blocking the path won’t let us pass
A cat attack

smacking and batting at

scratched, head attach, latch
in combat wearing a fur hat

combat, last, cast, attached, impact, fast, packed wrapped, backed, trapped, snapped, crack, implant, smashed, crashed, snatched, SCRATCHED, scrapped, thrashed, latched, bashed, jacked, trashed,

fur balls brawl with my dog on the lawn

brawl, assault, mauled, small, song, dog, jaws, claws, wrong, paws, crawl, lawn, because, belong, called, bawled, m
launched, batting, scattered
fur balls attached to my head
wearing a fur hat
waving their paws stabbing with claws
nasty ninjas nimble ballerinas, deva
swatting, ninja, ambushed, flying demons, heathens, machine guns, comes,
paws, claws, dogs, wrongs, lawns
dumpster, cluster, buster, hunter, once were,
ambushed, looked, put, foot, push,
jumping, something, becoming, on king, running, hunting, limping, nothing,

they came out of the dumpster claws drawn, like an addict guarding their crack, swarming, storming, forming, like a storm is forming, sneak past the cats, sneak past the cats
cats, pass, advance, attacks, path, tracks, lacks, relax, cracks, traps, packs, attracts, perhaps, snaps, slaps, distracts, fur hats,
gang of cats, make their attack, cats like gangsters

6/26/25

Wake up early for a kitty kat walk
not the cat I’m walking the dog
next street walk three miles
found a flock of feral felines

[last verse] hissing spitting giving a warning
disrupting their kitty cat morning
walking through cats with a dog
should’ve gone to the doggie park

A cat attack!
A cat attack!
dirty pack of gangster cats
A cat attack!
A cat attack!
blocking my path won’t let us pass
A cat attack!

passing cats
passing cats (lol sounds like passing gas)