Tag: humor
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A Cat Attack
my dog barked at my feethis furry tail requires the streetwe meander a million milesfound a flock of feral felines hissing spitting dumpster jumpingtried running they kept comingWent full gremlin on my calfwe are under a cat – a – ttack [chorus]A cat attack, a cat attackdirty pack of gangster catsA cat attack, a cat…
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Sneaking Out
[G]disco dancing down at daddios[C]disco dancing down at [G]daddios[D]getting busywith trouble I don’t [G]know I heard a dude with angry tattoos I heard a dude with angry tattoos lookin’ for troubleI know what to do [Chorus][C]out sneaking out sneaking out sneaking[G]sneaking out sneaking out sneaking out[C]Doing things that you can’t see I’m sneaking out [D]taking…
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Walk It Off
[G]riding bikes like [D]Evel [G]Knievel [G]banana seat [D]did not stick the [G]landing[F]I’m hurt and I’m [C]bleeding[F]I crawled home to tell [C]mommythat [F]we have an [C]emergency[G]? BUT DADDY SAID [chorus][C]Walk it [G]off[C]Walk it [G]off[C]Walk it [G]offWalk it [D]off [D]!!![C]Walk it [G]off[C]Walk it [G]off[C]Walk it [G]offWalk it [D]off [D]!!! [F]It’s too far [C]from your heart[F]rub some [C]dirt…
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Cowboy Store
[C]I’m dancing in the the honky-tonk looking for a little fun[G]the place was packed full of cowboys leaning on the bar[C]wearing fancy boots and western shirts and they look like[D]rodeo stars – [G]in the [D]cowboy [G]store I’m browsing through cowboys to find one I likedon’t know what I’m looking for, but I will know when…
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Bad Boots!
[chorus][G]Bad boots! Bucking like a Bronco[C]Bad boots! Bucking like a Bronco[D]Bad boots! Bucking like a Bronco[G]Not behaving like they ought to! [G]Boots have a mind of their own[C]Misbehave when we leave home[D]Dancing at the watering hole[G]A wild pony, out of control [G]Quit horsing around, I’m in despair[C]Boots kept kicking like they don’t care[D]Bad boots! don’t…