Front Seat Party

Baby picks me up again
my seatbelt does not fit
that’s not the way I left it last night

seat is too far forward
push it back pull the lever
no hiding reclining Baby, I got my own radar

[pre-chorus]
I know baby went for a ride
the seat moved on the passenger side

[chorus]
baby had a party somebody
in the front seat a front seat party
a party with out me
in the front seat front seat party
front seat party, front seat party

push buttons fix lumbar
again turn on seat warmer
Pull down headrest my head don’t reach that far

[pre-chorus]
[chorus]

[bridge]
flip-down mirror has a fingerprint
little tin box a few less mints
I’m staring at, staring at, my chap stick

[chorus]

[chorus]

ridiculous white girl rap? recorded 1st on electric piano sounded like electric piano not strings. 2nd recorded on DAW, sounded too electric (duh) and not like strings. 3rd recorded on guitar sounds like I don’t know how to play guitar (duh). Last resort play on upright bass.

I just don’t know what to do to get any kind of real sound. 160bpm is nearly rapping lyrics at people so it still doesn’t feel like a real song.

GXCDGCDX is the verse lyric. Bridge moves to F – C.

baby had a party in the front seat
with somebody without me
front seat party, front seat party
front seat party

4/4/25

[G]Baby picks me up I get in
[G]why does my seatbelt not fit?
[F]that’s not the way I [C]left it [G]not the way I left it [C]last night
[G]seat’s pulled forward [C]too far
[G]pushing back use the [C]lever
[F]no hiding the [C]reclining [G]Baby, I got my own [C]radar

[pre-chorus]
[F]I know baby [C]went for a ride
[F]the seat moved on the [C]passenger side

[chorus]
Front seat, front seat party
Party, in the front seat
Baby, with somebody
Front seat party, front seat party

[G]Pushing buttons fixing [C]lumbar
[G]Again turn on seat [C]warmer
[F]Pulling down the [C]headrest be[G]cause my head don’t reach [C]that far

[pre-chorus]
[chorus]

[bridge]
[F]flip-down mirror has a [C]fingerprint
[F]little tin box a [C]few less mints
[F]I’m staring at, staring at, my [G]chap stick

[chorus]

—————

[chorus]
[G]baby had a party [C]with somebody
[G]in the front seat [C]had a party
[F]front seat party
[C]front seat party
[G]baby had a
front seat [C]party

OR

Front seat, front seat party
Party, in the front seat
Front seat, front seat party
Front seat party, front seat party

Front seat, front seat party
Baby, with somebody
Front seat, front seat party
Front seat, front seat party

OR

4/2/25, 4/3/25

[G]Baby picks me up I get [C]in
my seatbelt is not [F]fitting
[F]that’s not the way I [C]left it [G]not the way I left it, last [C]night
[G]my seat is pushed back too [C]far
I pull it forward using the [F]lever
[F]no hiding the [C]reclining[G]Baby, I got my own [C]radar

[chorus]
[G]Baby had a front seat party
[G]Baby had a front seat party
[C]I know baby [G]went for a ride
[C]seat was moved on the [G]passenger side
[F]driving [G]somebody
a front seat [C]party

Pushing buttons to fix the lumbar
Again turn on the seat warmer
Pulling down the headrest because my head don’t reach, that [C]far

[bridge]
[F]flip-down mirror has a [G]fingerprint
[F]little tin box a [G]few less mints
[F]I’m staring at, staring at, my [G]chap stick

[chorus]

4/1/25

[C]Baby picks me [G]up, I get in
[C]my seatbelt [F]does not fit
[G]it’s not the way I left it, [F]not the way I left it last [C]night
[C]my seat is pushed [G]back too far
[C]scooting forward while [F]pulling the lever
[G]somebody else, [F]somebody else was [G]riding in this [C]car
[G]from reclining [F]to upright, Baby, [G]I got my own [C]radar

[chorus]
[G]Baby drove [F]somebody else
[G]Baby drove [F]somebody else
[C]the seat moved on the passenger side
[C]somebody else went for a ride
[G]Baby drove [F]somebody else
[G]Baby drove [F]somebody else
[C]
[G]Baby drove [F]somebody [C]else

Push buttons to fix the lumbar
Again I turn on the seat warmer
[G]Pulling down the [F]headrest ‘cuz [G]my head don’t reach that [C]far

[bridge]
[F]flip-down mirror has a [G]fingerprint
[F]little tin box a [G]few less mints
[F]I’m staring at, staring at, my [G]chap stick

[chorus]

3/31/25

Baby picks me up, I get in
Why does my seatbelt not fit?
that’s not the way I left it, not the way I left it last night
found my seat pushed back too far
I’m scooting forward by pulling the lever
The leather’s got a butt print, that butt print don’t match mine

[chorus]
Somebody didn’t care to hide
somebody was there last night
Baby took somebody for a ride
Baby took somebody for a ride
Somebody moved the seat on the passenger side

Pushing buttons to adjust the Lumbar
turning off the seat warmer
Pull down the headrest my head don’t reach that far

[bridge]
makeup mirror has a fingerprint
my tin box has a few less mints
I’m staring at my chap stick

3/30/25

Baby picks me up again, I get in
Why does my seatbelt fit too tight?
that’s not the way, not the way I left it last night
found my seat pushed back too far
I’m scooting forward by pulling the lever
The leather’s got a butt print that don’t match mine

[chorus]
Somebody didn’t care to hide
somebody was there late last night
Somebody moved the seat on the passenger side
Baby took somebody for a ride
Baby took somebody for a ride

Pulling on the headrest cuz my head don’t reach
Pushing buttons to adjust the Lumbar
turning off the seat warmer

[chorus]

[bridge]
makeup mirror has a fingerprint
my tin box has a few less mints
I’m staring at my chap stick

[chorus]

no back seat needed when he cheats
passenger side can’t hide what I find
don’t know who but clues and signs
He’s taken somebody else for a ride

inside is so clean
it was dirty just last week

lumbar, some are, too far, car,
can his fancy car detect my radar?
scooting it forward pulling on a lever

I don’t have to see the back seat to know that he cheats
he can’t hide what I find on the passenger side
somebody else
taken for a ride
on the passenger side

I don’t have to see the back seat to know that he cheats
he can’t hide what I find on the passenger side
the leather where I sit got a butt print that don’t match mine
somebody else taken for a ride on the passenger side

3/29/25 too much story? simply tell the discovery of the unfaithful. seems to be more about the car, not the street.

My Baby’s late again, I get in
my seat belt ain’t right, why is it too tight?
that’s not the way I left it last night
readjust the seat, turn down the heat
this leather is where I sit my behind
now that butt print don’t match mine

[chorus]
somebody else has been for a ride
somebody else on the passenger side
somebody else
somebody else has been for a ride
somebody else has been for a ride

why a different station on the radio?
why you sing along like you already know?
Since when do you listen to Taylor?

[chorus]

[bridge]
makeup mirror has a fingerprint
my tin box has a few less mints
I’m staring at my chap stick

[chorus]

3/28/25

Show don’t tell, how to give more details, what did he do to make me suspect? Little things out of the ordinary, like washing his privates first in the shower. Changes in routine. Burner phone, overly anxious to show phone. He used to call every day on the way home. Takes too long to take out trash. Or walk dog. Now getting $40 haircuts. Keeps mentioning new client Pat. You have to go to a book club, I’ve never seen you read a book, ever. Your bestie can’t look me in the eye.
NOW all the sudden you know the lyrics to a Taylor Swift songs. Your radio station in the car is different. He used to drive with hand on gear shifter where I would touch his hand, but no longer does that. He seems familiar with this unknown route to a place we’ve never been. Car is cleaned every week and spotless, but he has never been a cleaning person. Gas tank was full yesterday, but today we need gas. I enter address into GPS but the GPS has ‘lost’ its history of past addresses. New expensive sunglasses. No longer opens the car door for me. Has me wait in the car to run in a quick errand. The passenger seat leather seems to be a little too broken in, with a butt print that don’t match mine. The seat belt is adjusted too tight, I always have to re-adjust it to make it fit me. Headrest needs adjusting, not where I left it. Makeup mirror has fingerprint on it. My fingernail file is worn down, in it. The temperature setting is not where I left it on the passenger side.

3/13/25

I got the right of way
on this wrong way street
or
on this dead end street

REVENGE!
it’s a revenge fucking AS TOLD THROUGH THE LENS of joyriding, car riding,

I know revenge is wrong, so why does it feel so good? You can’t treat me like that, and when you do I’m taking liberty to give it back to you. You ain’t taking this car for no more joy rides, your riding dirty days are over. You returned the car dirty and broken, just like our relationship. Were you joy riding with another woman in your car? It’s been reported back to me of all the dirty things other people see. Is she chasing him down with her car as she catches him on another date. A car chase? Maybe not so literal? Rage and desire to build a fire under all the memories I thought were mine. But you’ve been handing out the same memories to girls who are now my enemies.

so now I’m doing wrong, but why does it feel so right? I feel a green light while I smash his headlight and do all the wrong and bad things that I wouldn’t have done if you hadn’t cheated on me. I’m so blind I’m seeing red blinded by the red and the things you said. I’m walking out and leaving the scars…. on you, not me. When I’m walking out I’m leaving the scars but when that red light turns, this green light does not return. He’s gonna get what he deserves. disturbs.

You cheated first, so now it’s my turn to cheat on you. desperate failing marriage? self-righteous, arrogant, dogmatic.
You’re so wrong and I’m so right, so this gives me the freedom to act even worse and treat you as bad. I’m shopping for my revenge at the bar, the cowboy doesn’t know when the unsuspecting climbs in my car. We’re heading down this dead end, I know it, and I don’t care, it’s where I want to be right now. dead head? men tend. bed and. instead.

destructive, Vindictive, you ain’t even seen the half of it!
distrustful,
inflicted, picked him, teeth kicked in

It’s now my right of way
on this wrong way street

destructive, Vindictive,
you ain’t even seen the half of it!

It’s my right of way
on your wrong way street (ugg so not hooky)


seductive, attractive
blah blah will give
deceptive, permission, dismissive, him give, flipped it
deceit, cheat, bury you in concrete, discreet, mistreat, reached, street, deceased, unleashed, retreat, bleach, sneaked, screeched, police, heat,

SENSORY writing, Show, don’t tell

joy riding, your smiling
who’s that girl in your drivers seat?
driving, liking, dying, striking, denying, surprising, buying, this Viking,
I’m smiling, not crying

destructive, Vindictive,
boy you ain’t even seen the half of it!

I’m taking away your right of way
on this wrong way street you don’t belong

taking my own joy ride on a DIFFERENT street instead of the same street we always ride on together.

We’ve been riding in the same car taking the same route for years. I thought we were happy in love marriage. But then the car is seen on a different road, not the road we take, because there’s another woman in the car.

We went for car ride and I expected you to take the same route as we always take, and for some reason you went on a different road. You had no explanation or reason for taking the longer way, you just automatically turned. I wonder why the turn was so automatic to you. Now I’m putting 2 and 2 together, hearing dirty things other people see is now starting to make me suspicious. You’ve been here before, on the wrong street where you don’t belong. It’s the street where ‘she’ lives, and you’re way too comfortable coming this way/taking this route, when our route is on a different road, we belong over there, not here. You say, oh yeah, and turn around like it’s nothing. but you’re way too comfortable on the wrong street, where you’ve been with out me.


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